As a side note:

Jess called me and asked me if I had called her. It sounded like what happened to Allen... yet my phone has no recollection of either call, AND I know for a FACT that my keygaurd was on when Jess called me. I mean, there was no question this time. It was DEFINATELY on.

Jess and I are each gonna get a pair of these:

more blingin