Jimmy Needles 

Jimmy Needles

In a bar, one time, a slightly drunk man was complaining about his previous experience with the court systems.

"I've been cheated by way too many lawyers," he says, "so I've come to the conclusion that all lawyers are assholes. Every last one of them is an asshole!"

Another man that was sitting a few seats down from him overheard him, and remarked "Hey, I take offense to that!"

"Why?" said the first man, "Are you a lawyer?"

"No," the other man replied, "I'm an asshole."