Soaps and Pink Elephants. 

Soaps and Pink Elephants.

I dreamt that I was Odyseus, except that instead of a ship, I was on a bus. I was gone for 20 years, and I came back and everyone was still what they look like now. I saw Cullen first, and greeted him. Sam looked a little jealous, as if to say "oh, you're not happy to see me... asshole..."

Then Jess told me she had syphalis and that I had to get tested for it.

That was two nights ago. Last night I dreamt that Justin and I were Jedi, and we were fighting this tornado-like monster... but the only ability (as per D&D) that it had was wisdom... no strength, no dexterity, no constitution, no intelligence, no charisma... just wisdom. Justin had a dual bladed saber and he was spinning it around... it was pretty kewl.

Jess, bring that moisturizing soap today.