The Shadowland 

Negative Zero

We ordered a new cell phone for me today. Shipping will be in 5-9 days... because I chose free shipping.

Justin, you are such a skank... oh my god! lol! Whatever, though... whatever floats your boat...

Viva las vegas

Guess you didn't have a break before 6:30, eh Jess? Or did you call and I didn't pick up? My phone was plugged in for 20 minutes... and I picked it up, turned it on, started listening to the messages... and it turned off. That's how bad the battery is! I really need a new one.

We're hanging out tomorrow, right? You're just coming over here, am I correct? And then we'll hang out until we have work and the show... verdad?

*sigh* It shouldn't be thursday. It should be friday.

What's the opposite of "horrible?"

Mmm... halfway through rehearsal, I exited the stage because I thought I didn't need to be on for a few moments. I was mistaken... Shmendimen had to talk to me... so I go off stage and suddenly I hear Schrauth. "DANE! WHY AREN'T YOU ON STAGE?" Sorry, Schrauth, I made a simple fucking mistake. I was completely out of character for the rest of the show.

But, in better and more important events, Jess and I had a picnic in South Park today, and I had a great time. We were laying a talking for quite a while... At one point, a curious little three or four year old girl wandered over to us, and her dad said "Hey, come on, leave the lovers alone." It was a little awkward, but he didn't seem offended or anything. We were just laying on a blanket in the middle of a park.

I talked to my mom... she said the money for supper wouldn't count against my allowance this week. I only go out to eat about once a week, after all.

What was my brother beating the door with?

I went driving twice today. Once, for fifteen minutes, in the West parking lot, and then I drove around the block. When I got home from the banquet, my mom took me out onto that country road by my house and we drove for a while, I turned around, and drove back. It was fun...

Hey! That's my horse! I think I'll go to college.

We didn't start the play until 8:00... even though call was at 5:00. It was SUPPOSED to be at Brandon's house at 6:00... that's why I planned to pick up my Temps today... but NO! They have to change it at the last possible second, even though they were extremely adament about it being BRANDON'S HOUSE - 6:00. I couldn't get my temps today... it pissed me off so much. Anyways, I need to get a form from Buttke... so I'll be getting that tomorrow. My mom is picking me up from school, and we're racing straight there. Since I don't have to be at rehearsal because of the banquet at 5:30... it shouldn't be a problem.

Jess, how did your first day of work go? Did everything go ok? Do you think you're going to like the job?

*sigh* I have to get up at 5:40 tomorrow... that means I have to set my alarm for 5:10. Better get to bed now...

That's, like, twice the size of a normal ankle!

I was playing volleyball today, in gym. Freshmen and a few Soph's against the Juniors (which, I'm convinced, there's not a single good one in that gym class). Anyways, there was one person left on the other team. He bent down to pick up a ball, and I hurled a ball at him. He jumped up, but it hit him right in the crotch. He wasn't in pain or anything; his layers of clothing must of blocked it. He was more mad than anything else...
Next game, I throw one and the same guy catches it. I'm walking out when he RUNS up to the line, (I was about two feet away) and PELTS it into my arm. It hurt like a mother fucker! My arm is still red now. What the hell was his problem? He knew I was out...
Anyways, it was the same game, later on, after I got in, that he threw one at me from across the gym and I dodged it... so I flipped him a big number one sign. He was pretty pissed after that... but he'd already been throwing every ball he got at me anyways... I don't know why... it's not like I purposefully hit him in the crotch...

Long story short, I love you Jess.

I wanna punsh you in the fashe, now, punsh you in the fashe now, yeah...

Jess, the show starts at 7:00. Sorry...

I was looking up stuff on imdb.com... Madaline Kahn, Ms. White, is not asian. She's american. I also found out she died in 1999 from ovarian cancer... kinda sux... but that would make her approximately 42 when the movie was filmed. It was just weird... she didn't look that old at all.

Our house, our house, our house is burned down

Jess and I hung out today. I had fun... we watched some good movies... and a bad movie... but it was ok. The bad one had a really good beginning, so the bulk of it was kind of a let down. Also, we went out to Applebees. I haven't eaten there in a while.

Yeah... I'll call you tomorrow Jess. I love you.

Pen... pencil...

I had fun last night... even though we stopped playing an hour before we needed to. Jess and I are going '80s shopping today... my mom doesn't have any money, so I'm gonna have to get my allowance from Mark if I want to get some lunch... and I do... Jess and I are gonna have to come back here, because I don't think he'll be home before she gets here. I'm hungry...

What is this? What is this? What is all this...

Are Jess and I the only ones who use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation when online? Seriously... Justin, if you talked the way you write... I'd never be able to understand a word you say :-).

By the way, Alex, I like how fast you caught on to the completely irrelevant title thing... and went a step further by making your own.